- girl in my class: *raises hand* excuse me, are we actually going to do any work today? 'cause i'm tired of coming to class and just listening to arguments.
- me: LISTEN HERE YOU DUMB BITCH ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. YOU PAY 0 ATTENTION IN THIS CLASS SO JUST SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. OUR TEACHER IS SUPER NICE AND DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR BULLSHIT. ALSO THIS IS UNIVERSITY SO FRIENDLY ARGUMENTS ARE TO BE EXPECTED SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT GET YOUR SKINNY ASS BACK TO HOEVILLE.